She/he/it is called ‘Virtual Cat’, and appears exclusively in the September 2008 issue of Women’s Health magazine. And also right here:

Click here for the full image and article.

This was submitted by Eegra-friend Rebecca Clements, who writes:

“I was reading this magazine last night to see what lifestyle magazines were like these days. This one was PUN-tastic! Every single headline had to involve some buzzword, or some kind of pun. Or something they thought was a pun. It didn’t matter if it was clever or funny or not, just USE them because that’s what journalism is.”

Ha ha, you can TYPE that again, Rebecca!

(Like that sort of thing, yeah?)

Hey fellers and other fellers, this is just a warm and sensitive reminder that today is the last day to ENTER our YMCK COMPETITION, gadzooks! So if you made an entry sometime in the last fortnight and forgot to post it, STOP FORGETTING IMMEDIATELY, because time is RUNNING OUT and you have to DO THINGS.

And heck shucks, you've still got time to make an entry from scratch if you want to. ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT. COME ON.

COME ON, MAN.

It's another one of these! I wrote it very early this morning, in a Korean PC bang. I flew to Korea at my own expense, just to write this column!

Don't thank me -- thank my good pal, Fatty Hamster.