Now that you guys own Eidos (or whatever), I think you should make an iPhone game about Lara Croft's tits. I have it all planned out. Basically, the whole screen is just Lara's tits, and all you have to do is use your finger to jiggle them. That's it. No tombs to raid and no wildlife to shoot. You just touch Lara's tits. If you touch them often enough, she'll moan and say naughty things about her bottom. Maybe her nipples would get hard too.
Anyway, the details don't matter right now. What matters is that doing this will make you approximately 30 trillion dollars, and I would be entitled to half. So get to it!
OH, OH, ANOTHER THING: JC Denton in Kingdom Hearts. Have him murder Donald Duck with a nanosword. Or – or – make Goofy merge with a benevolent Borg-like AI bent on world domination. Think of the wacky possibilities!
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