Following on from yesterday's promotional video, here's our totally exclusive gameguide to the profound and confronting masterpiece that is Hermies the Game.

Although the guide doesn't contain any pornographic imagery, it's still pretty NSFW, so you probably shouldn't read it where anyone else can see. I mean, it would be pretty embarassing if your boss, or your teacher, or one of your parents came around and saw you looking at pictures of two disembodied pelvises trying to sodomise each other.