Type your name and create your own glitter! Go on - DO IT. If you don't, everybody will know, and you'll be shunned and reviled, and when the prom comes, no boys will dance with you, and then some prick will dump pig's blood on your head, and then ALL KINDS OF SHIT will go down. So, for god's sake, just type your name into the goddamn box and save everyone a bunch of trouble, you selfish bitch. Christ.

Done? Okay, good. Now read this review of the new DS music thingy, and then get ready for bed. That's a good girl.