By: Dan Staines 29/09/08 11:57:08 PM

Allakazoo!"[Roberta Williams] is described as hating all humanity, or more accurately creation, opposing God, spreading lies and wreaking havoc on the souls of mankind."

(Thanks, Wikipedia!)

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By: Dan Staines 06/07/08 10:02:33 AM

Fruitbag with constipation. Oil on canvas, 2008."The game is infamous for its large number of dead ends and obtuse puzzles. Late in the game Graham must navigate a frustrating maze where each room is rotated according to the character's perspective rather than being shown with north always at the top of the screen. There are several actions (or in some cases, the lack of an action) the player can take that render the game impossible to finish. These things can make King's Quest V difficult to complete without resorting to hints."

(Thanks, Wikipedia!)

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By: Dan Staines 04/05/08 07:54:57 AM

BUT WHO IS THIS MYSTERIOUS FELLOW??? GTAIV is very, very good and I think everyone should play it.

Everyone, that is, except for kids.

And old people.

And Patrick.

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By: Dan Staines 05/03/08 07:01:24 AM

It's middle class ennui!Following on from yesterday's promotional video, here's our totally exclusive gameguide to the profound and confronting masterpiece that is Hermies the Game.

Although the guide doesn't contain any pornographic imagery, it's still pretty NSFW, so you probably shouldn't read it where anyone else can see. I mean, it would be pretty embarassing if your boss, or your teacher, or one of your parents came around and saw you looking at pictures of two disembodied pelvises trying to sodomise each other.

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