[This was supposed to go up on Friday but we had GODDAMN PROBLEMS.]

Wow, we got sent some actual cards that are legitimate, from real companies! Oddly, all the companies seem to have hired the same designer. It’s a funny old world.

Here’s one from Namco. Gosh!

We are so special to have received a custom birthmas card from Sega:

Not sure whom this next one is from. (The return address says ‘videogames’.)

I’m told Ambrosia makes shareware for the Mac. Imagine that!

Here’s Capcom, trying to bribe us with filthy pornography, AS USUAL:

And we got this, from whoever’s in charge of Q*bert these days:

Also, young Tim sent us another of his colourful texta drawings, FOR NO APPARENT REASON.

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No thanks or congratulations to chuanoplast on the forums, who didn’t do anything special and I don’t know why I’m even mentioning her.

Whom is this comic about?

It is about Q*bert.

Hello, Q*bert.

Well fiddle-dee-dee, it's time for another visit to the Magnificent All-Seeing Eye! Try not to soil your pants in terror as we WRITE THINGS about... Q*bert fanart!

Dun dun DUNNN!

Hey there should be a sequel to Q*bert called Q*ernie. Guys did you catch my hilarious joke just then.