Hello! I have a new bit of Reader Radness for you - specifically, a new column for our long-neglected Trouserful of Melody section by forum celebrity and all-round cool dude, Gatas Brilhantes. Patch and I like this column so much that we've decided to let Mr. Brilhantes update the Trousers whenever he wants, FREE OF CHARGE. So, yes, expect more excellence of this sort in the near future ... if you dare!

In other news: GODDAMN IT.

Hi there. Would you like to enjoy music, but you don't know how? Don't worry -- Patrick can help. He is an expert in things and is willing to share his secrets with you. Did you know that he has a rudimentary nostril on his lower back? And that's just one example. Don't miss this amazing opportunity! Click the link below, before you die full of regret.

HEY YOU! Do you like... MUSIC?

If you answered, "Yes, except for blue-eyed American a capella singers doing pissweak versions of Christmas carols with smug grins on their stupid faces," then THIS IS AN ARTICLE FOR YOU.

(It's about videogame music arrangements.)