My Enemy
By Samus Aran (Age 10)

Revolting
Insidious
Deranged
Loathsome
Evil
YOU KILLED MY PARENTS OH GOD MY PARENTS ARE DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD

so alone

HEY YOU! Do you like... MUSIC?

If you answered, "Yes, except for blue-eyed American a capella singers doing pissweak versions of Christmas carols with smug grins on their stupid faces," then THIS IS AN ARTICLE FOR YOU.

(It's about videogame music arrangements.)

Here's a review of Plasma Warrior -- a snack-sized freeware game where you jump up and down and shoot things. What did I think of it? HIT THE JUMP TO FIND OUT!!

Ah, just kidding -- I thought it was great. But go ahead and read the review anyway, because I'm a good writer and you will enjoy it.