SONIC! THE WEREHOG!
What the fuck is he?
Who really knows?

SONIC! THE WEREHOG!
He's got new stretchy arms
But he lost Amy Rose!

SONIC! THE WEREHOG!
Okay, just read the feature now
Cause this intro blows.

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