Following on from yesterday's promotional video, here's our totally exclusive gameguide to the profound and confronting masterpiece that is Hermies the Game.

Although the guide doesn't contain any pornographic imagery, it's still pretty NSFW, so you probably shouldn't read it where anyone else can see. I mean, it would be pretty embarassing if your boss, or your teacher, or one of your parents came around and saw you looking at pictures of two disembodied pelvises trying to sodomise each other.

Created for a B-Game competition at TIGS, Jazzuo's Hermies the Game is a testament to the power of elegant simplicity. A frantic action game ... a confrontational commentary on gender stereotypes ... a profound and brutal metaphor for the human condition ... Hermies is all these things and much more besides. It is, in a word, genius.

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(P.S. If you want to download and play Hermies - as well as all the other games created for the B-Game comp - then click here.)