This one here, I mean. Not only is the author a funny and insightful writer, he also likes to kick the shit out of sub-standard games journalism — kind of like we do. As far as I'm concerned, that's enough to make us Official Internet Besties, and nothing he can say or do will change my mind.

You hear me, Matthew? NOTHING.

(Thanks to GSW for the link!)

Second update of the year and I'm already late. It's not my fault! There were monsters.

This is a long, long review of Archime-DS, the latest game from Kenichi Nishi, the creator of Chibi-Robo, Giftpia, and other, similarly unique and neato games. This review is so long that most of it isn't even a review. What is it, instead? Who knows. Not me! I already forgot! It is so amazing and cool and good that my brain just couldn't hold on to it.

I need a cup of tea.