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(In case you're wondering: no, I didn't pay money for it.)

Type your name and create your own glitter! Go on - DO IT. If you don't, everybody will know, and you'll be shunned and reviled, and when the prom comes, no boys will dance with you, and then some prick will dump pig's blood on your head, and then ALL KINDS OF SHIT will go down. So, for god's sake, just type your name into the goddamn box and save everyone a bunch of trouble, you selfish bitch. Christ.

Done? Okay, good. Now read this review of the new DS music thingy, and then get ready for bed. That's a good girl.

How much free time do you have today? Not much time at all? Good, because that's exactly how long it takes to play Mighty Jill Off, the best freeware game released last week. You can read all about it in my review! How convenient for you!

Hello! Good morning!

Our young friend Tim had been asking to review a game for Eegra, and after deliberating briefly I decided to give him a go. But I didn't want to overwhelm his unique and sensitive brain, so I gave him LocoRoco. I was a little concerned about all the bright colours, but he seems to have managed all right and quite enjoyed himself, so if you'd like to see what he has to say about the well-known title, click the link below!

To some extent, it is possible to change testicular size. Short of direct injury or subjecting them to adverse conditions, e.g., higher temperature than they are normally accustomed to, they can be shrunk by competing against their intrinsic hormonal function through the use of externally administered steroidal hormones. Steroids taken for muscle enhancement often have the undesired side effect of testicular shrinkage. Similarly, stimulation of testicular functions via gonadotropic-like hormones may enlarge their size. Testicles may shrink or atrophy during hormone replacement therapy.

(Thanks, Wikipedia.)

Guess what, gang! I wrote a review.

HERE IT IS!!!

Whoah! I'm on some kind of REVIEW BINGE. Or SOMETHING. You see, I wrote another REVIEW, this time a SHORT ONE. It's on WARHAWK. You can READ it by CLICKING ON THE LINK below.

I don't know WHY I keep CAPITALISING WORDS like THIS.

Since this is a short review, here's my short intro: Knytt Stories good. You download.