About a month ago, I received an email from a reader named Alan Peck that went something like this:

Hi Dan! I make t-shirts, and would like to send you one! Is that okay? Hugs and kisses, Alan

 
Not being one to turn down free clothing from mysterious internet strangers, I of course replied:

Dear Alan, Yes, please send me a t-shirt. Also, pants, if you have any. Smooches, Dan

And then, just the other day, I received THIS in the post:

In case you're ignorant of excellent videogames, it's Solid Snake (or Big Boss, if you want to be pedantic about it) from Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops. So that's pretty RAD. Thanks, Alan!

Speaking of RAD t-shirts, we're going to start selling some of our own real soon. Wanna know what they look like? Well, here's a picture:

CHECK IT OUUUTTTT.

If everything goes to plan, you'll be able to buy these from our store tomorrow. They'll be $30 for one and $80 for three. All prices are in Australian funbucks, and include postage.  Alternatively, if you're in Australia and attending Supanova Sydney this month, you can buy them from us direct for a little bit less. (We'll be selling other stuff at Supanova aside from shirts, but we'll talk about that a bit later.)

Anyway, DINNER TIME.

That Kratos! Always carrying on!

"GRRR, RARRRGH, I WILL KILL ALL THE GODS!"

"How about a sliced orange, Kratos dear?"

"NO NOT SLICED I DON'T LIKE TO EAT IT THAT WAY, GRARRRGH!"

"Well why don't I make us a nice cup of tea."

"YOU CANNOT APPEASE ME WITH HOT BEVERAGES; I WILL HAVE VENGEANCE!"

Anyway, here is a review of last year's God of War II, written by forum member Valdez_Leel.

After much procrastination, we've finally decided it's time to introduce a regular Reader Radness feature, where YOU, our beloved and attractive audience, can submit content for us to publish on the site – for free! At Something Awful, you'd have to pay ten dollars for the privilege of doing our job for us, but here at Eegra, we care enough to profit from your labour without charge. Because we love you.

Anyway, if you'd like to submit something to us – anything at all – then head on over to the forums and post it up. Of course, there's no way in hell that we're going to publish everything that comes our way, but if it's good and interesting, then we'll certainly try.

Oh, and in case you're wondering, this instalment of Reader Radness is a long(ish) review of Mount and Blade by forum regular and all-round swell fellow, Farvana. Thanks, Farvana! If I ever meet you in person (which I never will), I will be sure to shake your hand and perhaps buy you a beverage, such is my appreciation for your contribution to our site.