| You are thirsty and want to open a bottle of softdrink. How do you do it? |
| Get some string, tie one end to the lid, the other end to a cat, and then throw the cat off a balcony. - 17 % / 284 Votes |
| Take the bottle to a hardware store and use the paint mixer to shake it until the lid pops off from the pressure. - 9 % / 149 Votes |
| Go back in time and convince Hitler to build an enormous muderbot. Ask the bot to use its missiles on the bottle. - 22 % / 376 Votes |
| Uh ... I twist the lid open? What the fuck is wrong with you? - 53 % / 898 Votes |
