I done a thing! The thing I done was update the Five-word/Haiku Review database. There are now ELEVEN new reviews available for your reading pleasure. Click here to see them with your eyes, and feel them with your heart.
By the way, have you heard of Weapon of Choice? Yes? No? Well anyway, it’s a side-scrolling shooter being developed for Xbox Live. The reason I bring it up is because one of the developers emailed me the other day and suggested it might be the sort thing that you – our beloved readers – would enjoy. And I think he’s right! Check out this video here. Looks pretty neato, right? All that runnin’ and shootin’ and jumpin’ and shit. Yeah, you love it. So there you go: that’s a new game for you to buy in a few months time. Don’t say I ain’t never give you nuffin.
SUDDEN COMICAL OBSERVATION: Jack Thompson isn’t a lawyer anymore! Ha! Pretty funny! Let’s all gloat as though we didn't help build the soapbox he's been preaching from for the past five fucking years. Then we'll have cake.