Because I'm too busy with The Shindig to do anything else!

Final Fantasy Tactics A2 (DS)
Constant busywork begets effortless addiction.

Nelly Cootalot: Spoonbeaks Ahoy! (PC)
A lot like Monkey Island.

Metal Gear Solid 4 Database (PS3)
Now it all makes sense!

Army of Two (Xbox 360)
Perfect for fist-pumping fratboys.

Crisis Core – Final Fantasy VII (PSP)
Just remake the original already.

Boom Blox (Wii)
The joy of successful treachery.

The Dark Knight (Movie)
Pencils make me nervous now.

BONUS: Here is a blog you might like. It's relatively new, so there's not much to see right now, but I know the guys in charge and you can trust me when I say that they are interesting and intelligent dudes whose work you will probably enjoy. So go check it out!

ALSO: When you go to the above blog, make sure to check out the entry on Fallout 3, and especially the comments on it. It is HEE-LARIOUS.