Today's Bachelor of Hilarity is...

KC GREEN

Holy cock, it's KC Green! "What webcomic does KC Green do?" you ask, maybe. Well citizen, what webcomic doesn't KC Green do? He does like a hundred of his own, and today he's doing ours as well! No-one can stop his cartooning.

You see, the reason KC is such a good cartoonist -- apart from being naturally funny, I mean -- is that he DRAWS COMICS ALL THE TIME. He is drawing a comic as you read this. I don't know which one; maybe Horribleville, maybe Gun Show, maybe a custom comic, maybe something else. That's right, I said 'custom comic': You can pay KC Green some money, and he will draw a comic just for you.

Sometimes I wish KC and me were black people, so that I could call him 'brother'.