DONE BY: Me

IT'S FOR: Me

YEAR: 2008

Well now, here is a piece of toast.



It has jam on it. I will pretend not to know what kind of jam it is, so we can both be surprised later on!

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GRAPHICS



It looks very much like a piece of toast, even when you go real close and narrow your eyes accusingly. Is that bump mapping? No, it's jam! Silly billy!

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TOASTEDNESS



Fairly evenly browned, as you can see. A little overdone in one corner, but this can add character to an otherwise monotonous toast experience.

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THICKNESS



Bloody lovely! Nice photography too.

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GAMEPLAY



IT'S BLACKCURRANT!!

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Hello, who's this?



It's Q*bert! He's going to do a dance for us.

FINAL SCORE: LUNG CANCER