It's been a while, so there are lots and lots of reviews this time. How many? Lots. Like, 150 or something. I don't know for sure because I can't be arsed counting.

Anyway, here's this week's winner of the coveted Golden Getty Award for Best Haiku or Five-word Review:

Sonic Unleashed (Multi)
By MegaPigeon
Could it really be?
Has Sonic returned to form?
Oh, wait. Never mind.

If Estelle were still with us, I'm sure she'd agree that Tails is totally gay, and that MegaPigeon's haiku is wonderful and good. She was a wise woman, old Estelle. She understood how things work. That's why the CIA got her.