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You are thirsty and want to open a bottle of softdrink. How do you do it?

Get some string, tie one end to the lid, the other end to a cat, and then throw the cat off a balcony.
Take the bottle to a hardware store and use the paint mixer to shake it until the lid pops off from the pressure.
Go back in time and convince Hitler to build an enormous muderbot. Ask the bot to use its missiles on the bottle.
Uh ... I twist the lid open? What the fuck is wrong with you?

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By Patrick Alexander on: 19/12/07 10:04:12 PM

HO HEE HAWHere it is. Gracious!

How to describe Christmas in Japan? It's like they ordered Christmas from the West, but we shipped them the wrong item, but they didn't realise. Here, Christmas is kind of like a second Valentine's Day (or third Valentine's Day, if you include White Day in March) -- it's about romance rather than family. Young lovers feed each other 40-dollar strawberry sponge cake (which is what they think Christmas cake is) and have dinner at KFC (which is what they think Christmas dinner is). If you want KFC on Christmas day, you have to book it in advance -- no joke. I know of people who placed their orders in the first week of December.

It's a magical time of year.

 
 
 
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