
** FOR IMMEDIATE PENIS **
** I MEAN RELEASE **
‘Hilarity Comics’ Returns With Vengeance, Slaughters Thousands In Bloody Reprisals
THE INTERNET, Computers – October 20 – Thinkers, artists and aesthetes shat their pants in unrestrained bliss today, upon learning that Patrick Alexander’s Hilarity Comics have returned to the internet. “Oh me oh my,” they went, rolling gleefully in their own wet filth.
Imagine the intensity of their incontinent squirtings when they learn that Hilarity Comics have not just returned, but returned TWICE! Oh, what a mess, what a mess.
* EEGRA, that website about videogames, will feature Hilarity Comics about videogames, like it did before! Except smaller!
* A second, parallel series of Hilarity Comics will appear at a brand new website, simply called ‘Comics by Patrick Alexander’, which also incorporates Raymondo Person (currently frustrated).
Here are the goddamned URLs!
EEGRA Hilarity Comics: http://comics.eegra.com/
Sexy new Hilarity Comics: http://hilarity.chickennation.com/
Comics by Patrick Alexander: http://comics.chickennation.com/
Cartoonist Patrick Alexander, described by onlookers as ‘2 Legit 2 Quit’, emitted the following statement:
“Piss and farts and tits and balls –
“Hilarity Comics has it alls.”
* About Hilarity Comics *
Patrick Alexander’s Hilarity Comics were originally created for EEGRA, “the internet’s premier website for making you feel bad about liking videogames,” and read by probably about 250,000 self-hating nerds. Frequently described as the videogame webcomic for people who don’t play videogames, Hilarity Comics is now both not about videogames anymore and still about videogames, making that description even more paradoxical and confusing, and therefore apt.
* About Patrick Alexander *
Patrick Alexander spiller musikalsk gennemtænkt singer/songwriter pop/rock, med stor troværdighed og engageret intensitet, både når han fremfører sangene i et sparsomt akustisk set-up, og når han spiller med sit godt sammenspillede og kompetente elektriske backingband.
* Contact *
Madeline ‘Chicken’ Parmigiana, Public Relations
press@chickennation.com
Patrick Alexander, Cartoonist
panic@chickennation.com
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