Just look at this lovely email he sent us regarding Bitterly's hilarious critique of his work:

DATE: April 16 2009
SUBJECT: My jaw certainly is tired!

But not so tired that I couldn't work this sentence into my Demigod review:

"It's too bad, because Demigod is a good-looking, great-sounding game that has all the right ingredients; it just can't quite combine them into a complete meal."

Thanks for the great read. My occasional food bits are a frequent subject of friendly ribbing in the office, so it's nice to see that someone's caught on. It also reminded me why I vowed never to use the phrase "half-baked" the last time it appeared. It's now been added to our list of banned words and phrases, joining the ranks of "mixed bag," "polished," "gamer," "shmup," and many others.

Add me to your fanbase. Cheers!

Kevin VanOrd
Associate Editor, GameSpot

Thank you, Kevin! And good luck with eating that hat! Try not to choke to death, okay?