Wowseroonies!

So hey, I'm in Seoul now, and I'm taking a break from Eegra for a couple of weeks. Oh, don't cry. Don't cry. Stop it.

Stop it or I'll cut you.

Okay! Dan will still be here, sharpening the cutting edge of internet hilarity with his diamond wit, and AS WELL, there will be FIVE HILARITY GUEST COMICS, solicited by me from celebrity cartoonists -- two beautiful ladies and three sexy gentlemen.

BUT WHO, PATRICK, WHO??

Well, it's 'whom', actually, and just for that I'm not telling. You'll have to wait and see.

The comics, I should mention, are all great. You will love each and every one of them, with all your heart. MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE, you say? What, are you Randall Munroe? (Fuck off if you are.)

I'll see you guys on November 6th, unless Obama doesn't win, in which case I'll have shot myself.

Oh, and before I go -- I should mention that Dessgeega has just released her new, improved version of Mighty Jill Off, NOW WITH SECOND TOWER. Read all about it on her blog.

Bye gang! I love you! Kissy kissy!