It's a chatlog! I know a lot of you have been asking us to do more Octopodcasts, and we're totally working on that, but in the meantime this is like an Octopodcast. It's a conversation, between two guys, about videogames. The only difference is that you don't have to hear our annoying voices. Bonus!

Metal Gear Solid RIsing

David
apparently Metal Gear Solid Rising is a third-person Fruit Ninja
to judge by the on-stage demo at Microsoft's TGS conference
 
Dan
There's a ninja cutting fruit?
Or a ninja dressed as fruit?
Or a homosexual ninja?
All of the above?

David
ninja cutting fruit
he may or may not be homosexual

Dan
Maybe his cutting fruit is symbolic of his struggle with his latent homosexuality.

Draco and Gordon Ramsey

David
Project Draco from the team behind Panzer Dragoon and Phantom Dust
also for Kinect

Dan
Oh no.
You don't fly a dragon by spreading your fucking arms and tilting, do you?
Because that would be super fucking shitty.

David 
yeah, sounds like Panzer Dragoon for Kinect

Dan
Someone should make a game where you play a bird and have to flap your arms constantly to stay in flight. That would be SO MUCH FUN.
Also, someone should make a Gordon Ramsey game where you do chef related mini-games while he yells obscenities at you.

David
or maybe you have to yell the obscenities?

Dan
That could work!
Gordon Ramsey's "Cut Those Fucking Carrots, You Cunt!" Exclusive to Xbox 360 Kinnect.

Kinect and Move Pricing

David
huh, apparently Steel Batallion is "Kinect enabled"
not "Kinect required"

Dan
You can probably play with the original controller.
 
David
so you can choose which $200 controller to play it with?

Dan
OH SNAP
Honestly, who is going to buy [Kinnect] at 200 bucks?

David
no idea
 
Dan
How much is Move?

David
$200 for the two controllers, camera and one game

Dan
Whaaaat.
It's not like the PS3 is cheap to begin with.

David
so yeah, mum and dad this xmas will walk into toys r us and see a 360 Kinect bundle for $400, a PS3 plus Move for $600, or a Wii (with Wii Sports Resort) for $250
i wonder which one they'll get

Devil May Cry 5 and Parasite Eve 3

Dan
Ha ha ha ha haaaa.
This DMC trailer just gets funnier and funnier.
"My name ... is Dante."
*falls off building and explodes a motorcycle or something*
 
David
he looks like a rent-boy

Dan
Yeah, I could see him standing against the Darlinghurst wall.
"My name ... is Dante. Five bucks ... for a handjob."

David
dual-wielding penises

Dan
Ebony and Ivory

David
i think SE just announced a new parasite eve
or did they reveal that at e3?

Dan
No, I think they announced that at E3.
It's not like a "real" Parasite Eve though, right? It's a shooter or something.

David
The 3rd birthday, it's called

Dan
Step into the horrifying world of party hats and ice-cream cake!

David
musical chairs! pass the parcel!

Dan
Are you ready to pin the tail ... on TERROR?

Titties

David
Dead or Alive is coming to 3DS

Dan
Yes!
3D titties on public transportation! The future is NOW!

David
DOA: Dimensions

Dan
Seriously?
Is that what it's actually called?

David
yep

Dan
Genius.
3DD would've been good too.

And that's it! Thanks to David for having nothing better to do, and thanks to me for spending the last two hours formatting a bloody chatlog.