It used to be mushrooms
And Princess Peach;
Now he likes catnip
And things out of reach.

* * *

The doctor said to Sonic,
Upon having a squiz,
"A hedgehog's what you ain't,
"And a cat is what you is."

* * *

Though his guests exploded,
Decorum was unhurt,
For whenever he laid a bomb,
He covered it with dirt.

* * *

Though I've better things to do,
I pet him for an hour.
The kitten has defeated me
And stolen my willpower.

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