Have you seen the screenshots of Animal Crossing 3DS? The characters are hideous; their bodies long and weird. 'Cute' is all about proportions, Nintendo: Neglect that, and suddenly your endearing animal town is filled with unsettling mutants. I do not want to live in that town. When I visit a freak show -- and I often do -- I remain on the appropriate side of the barrier. I do not visit the Island of Doctor Moreau looking for roommates.