But my friends Tracey and Jeremy have made, and are giving away, TWO glorious Locoroco piñatas. I know calling a piñata "glorious" verges on hyperbole, but I've seen the things in the papier-mâché flesh, and lo, they are like oval-shaped gods. Oval-shaped gods with enormous blowjob mouths.  

What? Don't screw up your face like that. I'm just making an observation. Sharing my perspective. To me, it looks like they're sucking invisible dicks. Maybe it doesn't to you. I dunno. Whatever. The point is that you should go to either Tracey's blog or Jeremy's blog and enter this competition. And then, if you win one, you can do whatever you want with it. And that would be nobody's business but yours.

FULL JOURNALISTIC DISCLOSURE: I know Jeremy and Tracey personally, and are thus unqualified to render a completely objective assessment of their Locoroco piñatas. Please take into account that all views expressed here are purely subjective, and in no way constitute a guarantee that you will enjoy owning a Locoroco piñata. Also, I'm not responsible if you read their blogs and don't like them. (You will like them. I'm just saying.)