Today is a day for drawing a new comic, and for listening to Judy and Mary. It is a day for holding cupcakes aloft. It is a day for the sun to rise, into the sky, and then, later on, set.

Today is a day for boys and girls to hold hands and cross the street with their eyes closed. It is a day for dogs to run free in the park, and for cats to plot socialist revolution.

Today is the day that we will inhale the odour of Liberty.

Today... is Thursday.