This is either the best idea I've ever had, or the worst idea I've ever had. Right now I'm too jazzed on caffeine and sugar to decide which. ENERGY DRINKS, MAN! WOOO! LET'S GO SNOWBOARDING AND SHIT!

Jesus, I tell you what, my hands are shaking like bitches. COLD bitches. Bitches with frostbite.

So anyway, what was I talking about? Oh! My idea! Okay, okay, so here's the deal: I want to start a database comprised of photos of Sexy Eegra Readers. I will call it The Eegra Sexy Sexbombs Sex Database. You see, I was reading UGO today, trying to gauge just how badly they're going to rape 1UP over the coming months, when I noticed that they have a database for pictures of their sexxxy readers. But! Instead of featuring actual readers, they've obviously just paid some low-rent lingerie models to show their bits and talk about how they totally love videogames and books about spaceships.

Which is bullshit. I mean, the internet is fricken lousy with softcore Victoria's Secret-style fap fodder, so why the Christ would I want more from UGO? When I clicked on that Foxy Fans link, I expected some Foxy Goddamn Fans. I expected portly dudes with crazy beards and sweat-stained Naruto t-shirts. I expected skinny girls with big glasses and regrettable gaming-related tattoos. But what did I get instead? Cherie-bloody-Salazar and Dominique "My Favourite Movie is Clueless" Sharpe. 

Well bollocks to that. I'm gonna do this sexxxy fan database thing properly – right here on Eegra.

Send me your photos, Eegrans! I don't care how disgusting and unattractive you think you are, because in my eyes, you will all be beautiful. Plus, in any case, it's not like I want to make a database full of airbrushed beautiful people in fashionable clothing – as we've just seen, UGOs got that covered already. I want fun, interesting photos. Oh, and obviously, the sillier, the better.

PRE-EMPTIVE NOTE TO CREEPY DUDES: If this goes well, I'll eventually put all the photos I receive into a forum thread where people can submit pictures and just generally shoot the shit with each other. This is not an opportunity for you to make creepy overtures to any attractive female members of our community. Yes, we have them, and no, they don't want to have sex with you. I'm totally serious about this: nobody likes it when weird internet dudes play Message Board Casanova. So don't do it.

So there you go: that's my idea. Like I said, it will either turn out amazing or terrible. Right now, I'm leaning towards the latter, but that's because I'm a jaded cynic. Prove me wrong, loyal readers! Prove me wrong!