Brain Crecentre terrifies small children

Usernamehere · 08-21-2009, 11:27 PM

That was an excellent video. The rhymes were great, and seeing our old friend from kotaku suggest him as a host was excellent.

I give it a 1/10, because everyone is scared by the computer man.

Kaatridge · 08-21-2009, 11:35 PM

This is great. It needs to be on TV now. It is too bad you lost, Patrick!

The knowing smile Patrick gives the Camera Dude at 1:07 is hilarious.

Zolbrod · 08-21-2009, 11:37 PM

God, I LOVE Patrick's Crecente.
It's what made me come here in the first place

loinbread · 08-22-2009, 09:43 AM

I'm surprised they didn't pick Patrick, he looks enough like Elliot from Rollercoaster and they probably wanted to use that guy all along anyway.

Demaar · 08-22-2009, 11:38 AM

Yeah, I reckon a whole video of Crecente would have been pretty awesome. Probably a whole lot less professional, but still rad.

Isaac · 08-22-2009, 04:26 PM

Tone down the screaming and craziness, and you might get a chance to entertain children on national television.

Gatas Brilhantes · 08-22-2009, 05:50 PM

Against my better judgement, I actually clicked on some of the other entries and was disappointed to see a bunch of self-obsessed twats reading out their resumes whilst acting 'zomg randum!'. You, on the other hand, Patch, had something different.

Charisma?

Charm?

Perhaps. More to the point, it fucking terrified me. As in, I would cross the street to avoid you. And that's precisely what kids need in their TV hosts. I'm off to type a sternly-worded e-mail to Aunty on your behalf.

Dude, Bro. · 08-23-2009, 10:12 AM

The inclusion of Herb Alpert made my day.

Reasonableman · 08-31-2009, 12:42 PM

This, sirs, is why I frequented Eegra so very very much, in its earlier days. I want more of this so badly I'm afraid I may pass my desires as a kidney stone.

Usernamehere · 09-04-2009, 10:04 PM

Patch needs to go to the Tokyo Game Show again, or make his OWN game expedition! WITH MR. BLOBBYPANTS AND ALL THE REGULARS, BECAUSE HE CAN'T KEEP COMIGN UP WITH NEW CHARACTERS.

08-21-2009, 11:27 PM	#1
Usernamehere Prone to stabbing Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 422	Brain Crecentre terrifies small children That was an excellent video. The rhymes were great, and seeing our old friend from kotaku suggest him as a host was excellent. I give it a 1/10, because everyone is scared by the computer man. __________________ I'M [s]PLAYING[/s] installing Fallout 3. Goody.

08-22-2009, 11:38 AM	#5
Demaar Stop tickling my fancy. Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Brizvegas, Oz. Posts: 1,208	Yeah, I reckon a whole video of Crecente would have been pretty awesome. Probably a whole lot less professional, but still rad. __________________

08-22-2009, 04:26 PM	#6
Isaac Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 25	Crazy Tone down the screaming and craziness, and you might get a chance to entertain children on national television.

08-22-2009, 05:50 PM	#7
Gatas Brilhantes Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 92	Against my better judgement, I actually clicked on some of the other entries and was disappointed to see a bunch of self-obsessed twats reading out their resumes whilst acting 'zomg randum!'. You, on the other hand, Patch, had something different. Charisma? Charm? Perhaps. More to the point, it fucking terrified me. As in, I would cross the street to avoid you. And that's precisely what kids need in their TV hosts. I'm off to type a sternly-worded e-mail to Aunty on your behalf. Last edited by Gatas Brilhantes; 08-23-2009 at 06:23 PM. Reason: "on you behalf?" I has a dyslexian.

08-31-2009, 12:42 PM	#9
Reasonableman Verily. Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Inconveniently far from Australia. Posts: 519	This, sirs, is why I frequented Eegra so very very much, in its earlier days. I want more of this so badly I'm afraid I may pass my desires as a kidney stone. __________________ I enjoy having a high post count. It makes me feel like I've contributed something to the forum, when I really probably haven't. Except for inanity and annoyance, that is.

08-21-2009, 11:35 PM	#2
Kaatridge Badonkadonk Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 924	This is great. It needs to be on TV now. It is too bad you lost, Patrick! The knowing smile Patrick gives the Camera Dude at 1:07 is hilarious.

08-21-2009, 11:37 PM	#3
Zolbrod Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 5	God, I LOVE Patrick's Crecente. It's what made me come here in the first place

08-22-2009, 09:43 AM	#4
loinbread Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Melbourne Posts: 157	I'm surprised they didn't pick Patrick, he looks enough like Elliot from Rollercoaster and they probably wanted to use that guy all along anyway.

08-23-2009, 10:12 AM	#8
Dude, Bro. Bro, Dude. Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2	The inclusion of Herb Alpert made my day.

09-04-2009, 10:04 PM	#10
Usernamehere Prone to stabbing Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 422	Patch needs to go to the Tokyo Game Show again, or make his OWN game expedition! WITH MR. BLOBBYPANTS AND ALL THE REGULARS, BECAUSE HE CAN'T KEEP COMIGN UP WITH NEW CHARACTERS. __________________ I'M [s]PLAYING[/s] installing Fallout 3. Goody.

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