Comics failed to impress - Page 2

Dan · 07-12-2009, 03:04 PM

So I guess you won't be buying a t-shirt, then?

Demaar · 07-12-2009, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malwyn

That's awesome! I'm a baked beans or pasta with tuna kind of guy. I've never tried spam, but I really ought to.

It's pretty terrible if you come in with the expectation that it will taste remotely like ham. Or any sort of food for that matter.

loinbread · 07-13-2009, 12:01 AM

Failure is such a negative word. Just think of it as a rescheduling of future successes. Aren't you glad that you can now anticipate future comics that will impress you? It doesn't matter if you don't like the next strip, we can just reschedule again!

tyroney · 07-13-2009, 05:17 AM

Spam is all about the combination of salty and yum. And salty. I personally try to ignore the gelatinous goo it comes coated in.

Ham Denture · 07-13-2009, 08:18 AM

While they weren't all perfect, I think you'd have to be a concrete nun not to have a giggle over lines like "I'm gonna tear you a second c--t with my thorny cock".

Demaar · 07-13-2009, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tyroney

Spam is all about the combination of salty and yum. And salty. I personally try to ignore the gelatinous goo it comes coated in.

Yeah, see... I can't.

loinbread · 07-13-2009, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tyroney

Spam is all about the combination of salty and yum. And salty. I personally try to ignore the gelatinous goo it comes coated in.

That gelantinous goo reminds me of the jelly congealed around the meat chunks in dog food.

Saq · 07-13-2009, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Some Jerk

I want those minutes of my life back.

Until time travel is legittimatly possible and not some bs proof shown off of youtube, you cant have those minutes of your life back, so, NO.

Also the comics arent crap, by the way, the jokes are actually good. If you dont like the joke's, your clearly a bit of a douche.

Twyatt · 07-13-2009, 07:15 PM

I imagine Spam as a product which takes on the shape of the container it inhabits, like some sort of liquid-solid hybrid. Is it? (A liquid-solid hybrid?)

Malwyn · 07-13-2009, 09:58 PM

So spam is basically gelatinous slop with meat-like-substance? Isn't that pretty much what pate is? Is spam really just the poor man's pate?

Back on tuna, why is tuna so delicious in tinned form (flavoured, brine'd or non) with firm flesh and distinct flavour, while tinned salmon tastes basically like a blended moray eel? Salmon in smoked or fresh varieties is my favourite kind of fish, it's like an oily tender fillet of sex... how do they fuck that up?

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07-12-2009, 03:04 PM	#11
Dan Smug Bison Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 953	So I guess you won't be buying a t-shirt, then?

07-13-2009, 12:01 AM	#13
loinbread Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Melbourne Posts: 157	Failure is such a negative word. Just think of it as a rescheduling of future successes. Aren't you glad that you can now anticipate future comics that will impress you? It doesn't matter if you don't like the next strip, we can just reschedule again!

07-13-2009, 05:17 AM	#14
tyroney general purpose Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: near seattle Posts: 127	Spam is all about the combination of salty and yum. And salty. I personally try to ignore the gelatinous goo it comes coated in.

07-13-2009, 08:18 AM	#15
Ham Denture Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Wyoming Posts: 144	While they weren't all perfect, I think you'd have to be a concrete nun not to have a giggle over lines like "I'm gonna tear you a second c--t with my thorny cock".

07-13-2009, 07:15 PM	#19
Twyatt Miseryguts Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 81	I imagine Spam as a product which takes on the shape of the container it inhabits, like some sort of liquid-solid hybrid. Is it? (A liquid-solid hybrid?)

07-13-2009, 09:58 PM	#20
Malwyn Gay Cowboy Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 101	So spam is basically gelatinous slop with meat-like-substance? Isn't that pretty much what pate is? Is spam really just the poor man's pate? Back on tuna, why is tuna so delicious in tinned form (flavoured, brine'd or non) with firm flesh and distinct flavour, while tinned salmon tastes basically like a blended moray eel? Salmon in smoked or fresh varieties is my favourite kind of fish, it's like an oily tender fillet of sex... how do they fuck that up?