Worse than Lolcats

Captain Awful · 07-02-2009, 02:57 PM

The comments on icanhascheezburger. I can respect a medium where you use cute pictures of cats and baby talk as a method of conveying humor, sort of, but I think roleplaying as the cats in said medium while typing in an extremely perverted form of baby talk is going too far.

I shouldn't be a part of the internet.

Neen · 07-02-2009, 11:28 PM

Fact: Irony will be lost on people. People will take a joke too far. This is nothing new, certainly not to the internet.

The Archduke · 07-03-2009, 09:52 AM

I was talking like that to people before lolcats came around. I only do it with females I know very well though.

Oh, and my cat.

loinbread · 07-03-2009, 11:30 AM

I never understood the appeal of cats. They always go around killing native fauna and being moody about it. Oh, you don't want to come home to eat the warm meal I made for you? Fine, see if I care! You could at least have called. Now: dogs. Lots of breeds are always happy to see you, they want to hang out with you and help you out. Also maybe a cat scratched me in the face when I was a child and I got cat scratch fever? Then I turned into Ted Nugent and wrote an epoymous, autobiographical song about the ordeal. Then I went around killing native fauna and being moody about it.

shMerker · 07-03-2009, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by loinbread

I never understood the appeal of JRPG heroes. They always go around killing native fauna and being moody about it.

Yeah, me either.

Neen · 07-04-2009, 01:27 AM

Dogs? Man, fuck dogs. I hate those stupid, noisy shit machines. Most of all I hate the owners that can't keep the damned things under control.

Just yesterday the same god damned dog ran across the street to fucking harass me. All its idiot owner could say is "She won't hurt you." Oh yeah? She's just baring her fangs and growling friendly-like?

loinbread · 07-04-2009, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by shMerker

Yeah, me either.

I never thought of random encounters like that until now.

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Originally Posted by Neen

Dogs? Man, fuck dogs. I hate those stupid, noisy shit machines. Most of all I hate the owners that can't keep the damned things under control.

Just yesterday the same god damned dog ran across the street to fucking harass me. All its idiot owner could say is "She won't hurt you." Oh yeah? She's just baring her fangs and growling friendly-like?

Most dog owners with common sense hate those types of owners too. My neighbour got a new pup a month or so ago and went on holiday last weekend, so we ended up taking care of it. Mum was taking it for a walk one day when somebody's pitbull terrier jumped over their fence, running onto the street and attacking the pup. It was a tall fence too, that is some dedication to violence that it possesses. What if one of the local kids were walking to school when it decided to break out?

Demaar · 07-04-2009, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Neen

Dogs? Man, fuck dogs. I hate those stupid, noisy shit machines. Most of all I hate the owners that can't keep the damned things under control.

Key point. Dogs are as awesome as their owners. Cats are universally douche bags.

Neen · 07-05-2009, 12:34 AM

Moot point; most people are assholes therefore most dogs are assholes.

Even the good ones will bark endlessly at a wayward plastic bag.

punkgorilla · 07-05-2009, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Neen

Just yesterday the same god damned dog ran across the street to fucking harass me. All its idiot owner could say is "She won't hurt you." Oh yeah? She's just baring her fangs and growling friendly-like?

That's my suburbs official greeting for all new visitors.

Occasionally, if you're a special visitor, someone might yell "Oi! Fuck off and leave 'em alone". I'm not sure if it's the dog they're talking to though.

07-02-2009, 02:57 PM	#1
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07-02-2009, 11:28 PM	#2
Neen DU-DI-DA!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 617	Fact: Irony will be lost on people. People will take a joke too far. This is nothing new, certainly not to the internet.

07-03-2009, 09:52 AM	#3
The Archduke Of Egostonia Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Egostonia Posts: 119	I was talking like that to people before lolcats came around. I only do it with females I know very well though. Oh, and my cat.

07-03-2009, 11:30 AM	#4
loinbread Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Melbourne Posts: 157	I never understood the appeal of cats. They always go around killing native fauna and being moody about it. Oh, you don't want to come home to eat the warm meal I made for you? Fine, see if I care! You could at least have called. Now: dogs. Lots of breeds are always happy to see you, they want to hang out with you and help you out. Also maybe a cat scratched me in the face when I was a child and I got cat scratch fever? Then I turned into Ted Nugent and wrote an epoymous, autobiographical song about the ordeal. Then I went around killing native fauna and being moody about it.

07-04-2009, 01:27 AM	#6
Neen DU-DI-DA!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 617	Dogs? Man, fuck dogs. I hate those stupid, noisy shit machines. Most of all I hate the owners that can't keep the damned things under control. Just yesterday the same god damned dog ran across the street to fucking harass me. All its idiot owner could say is "She won't hurt you." Oh yeah? She's just baring her fangs and growling friendly-like?

07-05-2009, 12:34 AM	#9
Neen DU-DI-DA!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 617	Moot point; most people are assholes therefore most dogs are assholes. Even the good ones will bark endlessly at a wayward plastic bag.