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Old 01-10-2009, 03:15 PM   #1
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SHARING YOUR SEXXXINESS IN 3 EASY STEPS
  1. Download the survey and fill it out.
  2. Attach the completed survey and your photo to an email and send it to me. (Nothing over 500kb, thanks.)
  3. Wait for me to add you to the database.

SEXXXY RULEZ
  1. No blatantly NSFW pictures in the database. That means no exposed genitals, breasts, or butts. The same goes for shock images and other gross shit.
  2. Don't make rude or nasty comments. Gentle ribbing is fine, but don't be a dick.
  3. One entry per person, please.
HAVE FUNS!
 
Old 01-10-2009, 04:08 PM   #2
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And where's yours, Dan?
 
Old 01-10-2009, 05:07 PM   #3
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Okeydokes! To see my photo up here...

1. Alexander James Hutchinson, AKA Hutch, AKA The Flying Banana, AKA No other names.
2. 18. Adulthood is not all it's cracked up to be.
3. Straight male. What boring answers I have.
4. I'm pretty damn sure I've said this, but the drizzly little isle of Tasmania.
5. Elaine Marley. Shame they'll never make a fifth game with decent graphics.
6. Really don't ask. It involved a bisexual teacher.
7. The wii. That blue glow...
8. Morph ball. Curling up like that has possibilities.
9. The only female game designer I know of is desgeega, and that's a problem right there.
10. Yes. No.
11. Aw, go on then.
12. You, baby.
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Old 01-10-2009, 05:30 PM   #4
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1. Name:
Gina Thompson / Ginadean
2. Age:
17
3. Gender:
Heterosexual female commonly mistaken for a lesbian, because I guess all the ladies lurve the Gina.
4. Location:
Perth, WA
5. Who is your favourite SEXXXY videogame character?
I don't know if they're SEXY per-se, but Ratchet and Clank are pretty freakin' cool. There's probably some furry porn of Ratchet out there somewhere, at least.
6. What is the SEXXXIEST thing you've ever done while playing a videogame?
I once had a gay friend tell me exactly how he got several sexual injuries over a SKYPE call whilst playing Spectrum Spelunker. I have since forbidden him to bring up such a subject ever again. Not because I was particularly offended or disturbed, but because the conversation was so distracting that I died before breaking 700000 points.
7. Xbox 360, PS3, or Wii – which is SEXXXIEST?
I would say NONE of them. If I was going to have sex with the humanoid entity of any gaming console, it would be my Nintendo 64, which would far outlast any of these modern flimsy hardwares. (Also; rumble pak.)
8. What is the SEXXXIEST videogame power-up?
The Lava Gun upgrade in Ratchet and Clank 2: Locked and Loaded. Because nothing says "Oh yeah, baby!! That's hot!" like the ability to shoot a steady barrage of small, flaming meteors out of a gun.
9. Which (if any) game developers would you most like to have SEX with?
I don't know! I don't think I really know any game developers well enough to have sex with them.
10. Have you ever touched a boob? Was it a nice boob?
Actually yes, as a girl who enjoys invading many a friend's personal space, I've touched a lot of boobs. It may not be helping the whole "I'm not actually a lesbian" deal, but the responses are so very amusing.
11. Would you like to touch MY boob?
Sure, why not!
12. In your view, what makes Eegra the SEXXXIEST videogame website on the internet?
Dude, chicks dig intelligence and a good sense of humour, and also generally not being a bunch of insufferable dickheads.
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Old 01-10-2009, 05:33 PM   #5
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Aubergine: Not A Pervert
  • Name: David
  • Age: 32
  • Gender: MAN
  • Location: Sunshine Coast
  • Who is your favourite SEXXXY videogame character? Half-Life 2 Woman.
  • What is the SEXXXIEST thing you've ever done while playing a videogame? I'm not a pervert.
  • Xbox 360, PS3, or Wii – which is SEXXXIEST? Wii fits most easily.
  • What is the SEXXXIEST videogame power-up? Mushroom Embiggenator.
  • Which (if any) game developers would you most like to have SEX with? The Ubisoft woman.
  • Have you ever touched a boob? Was it a nice boob? Yes. Not really.
  • Would you like to touch MY boob? Pics.
  • In your view, what makes Eegra the SEXXXIEST videogame website on the internet? So much brown, such a great colour. MORE BROWN!
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Old 01-10-2009, 05:37 PM   #6
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Nice! A few more responses and I'll put this sheee-it up on the site.

Also, aubi, did you not see the rule about NOT posting enormous, h-scroll breaking images?
 
Old 01-10-2009, 05:38 PM   #7
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I never knew I was so, so huge. I'll get on it.

Fixed:


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Old 01-10-2009, 05:43 PM   #8
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Ok then........


1. James. Bit of a no-brainer
2. 206 months
3. Male. NO WAY RLY?
4. Wellington
5. There's no way to answer this without sounding like a perv...
6. As above
7. Wii fo sho. If you're into that kinky stuff
8. wtf
9. see #6
10. Probably not
11. FUCK NO
12. Daniel Stanies asks perverted questions to the visitors. No other website is possibly that bold. Chicks dig "bold"
 
Old 01-10-2009, 09:40 PM   #9
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1. Name: Theo
2. Age: 22
3. Gender: Sex is male, both gender and orientation are all over the fucking place
4. Location: Magical land of fairies and polar bears (Sweden)
5. Who is your favourite SEXXXY videogame character? The ninja in N.
6. What is the SEXXXIEST thing you've ever done while playing a videogame? I guess having sex is pretty sexy, at least when done with someone sexy (it was with someone sexy).
7. Xbox 360, PS3, or Wii which is SEXXXIEST? Wii by name, but the 360 looks pretty sleek.
8. What is the SEXXXIEST videogame power-up? Uranus' Deep Digger from Mega Man V. It's all in the name.
9. Which (if any) game developers would you most like to have SEX with? Todd Howard of Bethesda. I'd hit that over and over.
10. Have you ever touched a boob? Was it a nice boob? Yeah, it was p. nice.
11. Would you like to touch MY boob? If it makes you happy, I guess I can do you that favour.
12. In your view, what makes Eegra the SEXXXIEST videogame website on the internet? The Girl Gamer from Hilarity Comics, obviously. You need it to live!
 
Old 01-10-2009, 09:40 PM   #10
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1. Name:
Ralph, Ralphinski, Ralphomon, whatever.
2. Age:
21 of your earth years.
3. Gender:
Male-type.
4. Location:
Oxford, UK.
5. Who is your favourite SEXXXY videogame character?
It's gonna have to be Chun Li. mmm... those thighs...
6. What is the SEXXXIEST thing you've ever done while playing a videogame?
There ain't nothin' SEXXXIER than playing Super Mario Galaxy in the nude.
7. Xbox 360, PS3, or Wii which is SEXXXIEST?
All of them. At once.
8. What is the SEXXXIEST videogame power-up?
The electric bat guitar in Devil May Cry 3. Need I say more?
9. Which (if any) game developers would you most like to have SEX with?
Joakim Sandberg of Noitu Love and Chalk fame. Not that I find him attractive, and not that I'm gay, but just to thank him. For his wond'rous gifts.
10. Have you ever touched a boob? Was it a nice boob?
Yes. Yes.
11. Would you like to touch MY boob?
I'll pass, thanks.
12. In your view, what makes Eegra the SEXXXIEST videogame website on the internet?
The fact that we can now, sporadically, hear the voices of our lords and masters (Dan and Patrick) on the world famous Octopodcast. HOTTT.
 
 

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