Five-word/Haiku Reviews - Page 59

The flying banana · 07-08-2010, 02:46 PM

Monster Hunter Tri (Wii):
Large beasts pose no threat.
True danger lies in pointless
Flex animation

Captain Awful · 07-10-2010, 03:21 AM

Red Dead Redemption:
Grand Theft Auto with horses

paulus · 08-28-2010, 09:48 PM

Mafia II (360)
Although you can say
Eurogamer got it wrong,
it is a bit crap.

Mafia II (PS3)
Way too much driving
and Vito is a weak lead.
Screen tearing is balls.

Usernamehere · 09-05-2010, 10:36 AM

Metal Gear Solid (PS1)
Sneak around dumb guards.
Try to choke one to death but
You get caught and die

Stand still and choke them!

True story, I got MGS1 off the internet (it arrived in like 1 day, holy poop!) and the VR disk which doesn't work on my PS2 and I've been playing it in a single playthrough because I have no Playsation memory card. I'd be up to Sniper Wolf if my dog didn't pull out the PS2 power plug. Obviously my dog is in cahoots with FOXHOUND, which is both awesome and sucky.

Also DEVELOPER'S COMMENTARY ON MY POEM AND SENTENCE. If you run towards a guard and try to choke him, he'll see you so yo have to stand still to choke them. It's a bitch but you get used to it. The other Metal Gear Solids really spoilt me.

The flying banana · 09-05-2010, 10:39 PM

I find it hilariously appropriate that it was at Sniper Wolf the dog sabotaged you.

Jalo The Okay · 09-13-2010, 10:52 AM

Resident Evil 5 (XBox 360)
Spoiler alert
That plague doctor is no Doc
Watch out, thunder thighs

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (xBox 360)
It is horrible
Now when I see the homeless
I just want to loot

Borderlands (XBox 360)
They say there is no
Rest for the wicked I say
To hell with rest- loot!

Burnout Revenge (XBox 350)
Give me take down gold

Limbo (XBox 360)
Gigantic spider
Hostile natives, dead bodies
Yet adorable

Limbo (XBox 360)
It's What The Fuck win

Jalo The Okay · 12-06-2010, 02:48 AM

Minecraft (PC)

Sick of getting owned
By those God damn skeletons
Turn on Peaceful mode

07-08-2010, 02:46 PM	#581
The flying banana The man in the rain Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Almost certainly a long way away from wherever you are. Posts: 483	Monster Hunter Tri (Wii): Large beasts pose no threat. True danger lies in pointless Flex animation __________________ Let's cut out the middle man and blame the universe.

07-10-2010, 03:21 AM	#582
Captain Awful Blastoise Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: America! Posts: 1,085	Red Dead Redemption: Grand Theft Auto with horses __________________

09-05-2010, 10:36 AM	#584
Usernamehere Prone to stabbing Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 422	Metal Gear Solid (PS1) Sneak around dumb guards. Try to choke one to death but You get caught and die Stand still and choke them! True story, I got MGS1 off the internet (it arrived in like 1 day, holy poop!) and the VR disk which doesn't work on my PS2 and I've been playing it in a single playthrough because I have no Playsation memory card. I'd be up to Sniper Wolf if my dog didn't pull out the PS2 power plug. Obviously my dog is in cahoots with FOXHOUND, which is both awesome and sucky. Also DEVELOPER'S COMMENTARY ON MY POEM AND SENTENCE. If you run towards a guard and try to choke him, he'll see you so yo have to stand still to choke them. It's a bitch but you get used to it. The other Metal Gear Solids really spoilt me. __________________ I'M [s]PLAYING[/s] installing Fallout 3. Goody. Last edited by Usernamehere; 09-05-2010 at 10:40 AM.

09-05-2010, 10:39 PM	#585
The flying banana The man in the rain Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Almost certainly a long way away from wherever you are. Posts: 483	I find it hilariously appropriate that it was at Sniper Wolf the dog sabotaged you. __________________ Let's cut out the middle man and blame the universe.

09-13-2010, 10:52 AM	#586
Jalo The Okay I think I'm Okay Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Seattle- The Depression Capitol of the World Posts: 5	Resident Evil 5 (XBox 360) Spoiler alert That plague doctor is no Doc Watch out, thunder thighs Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (xBox 360) It is horrible Now when I see the homeless I just want to loot Borderlands (XBox 360) They say there is no Rest for the wicked I say To hell with rest- loot! Burnout Revenge (XBox 350) Give me take down gold Limbo (XBox 360) Gigantic spider Hostile natives, dead bodies Yet adorable Limbo (XBox 360) It's What The Fuck win __________________ Let's face it I'm fucking awesome.

08-28-2010, 09:48 PM	#583
paulus Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1	Mafia II (360) Although you can say Eurogamer got it wrong, it is a bit crap. Mafia II (PS3) Way too much driving and Vito is a weak lead. Screen tearing is balls.

12-06-2010, 02:48 AM	#587
Jalo The Okay I think I'm Okay Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Seattle- The Depression Capitol of the World Posts: 5	MOAR? Minecraft (PC) Sick of getting owned By those God damn skeletons Turn on Peaceful mode __________________ Let's face it I'm fucking awesome.

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