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Originally Posted by porkchop
psssh. no plot, there are way too many movies around with that these days. 2 hours of explosions, shoot outs, tits, car chases, fight sequences, etc.
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There's a lot of movies that SAY that but in reality there's still something other than action for at least 1/4 of the movie. There should be an actual movie with about 20 minutes of setup, and then two straight hours of nonstop action.
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